You know you’re addicted to twitter

August 6th, 2009 Posted by Missie at 4:11 pm

We’ve tweeted a lot since we discovered the magical world that is twitter and we’ve tweeted about some strange and wonderful things. A little while back we did a ‘You know you’re addicted to twitter when….’ tweet series, where we put together some of the true facts you do and become where you’re a twitter fanatic like we are.

This post is a more humorous in context, but highlights the true traits of twitter fanatics.

You know your addicted to twitter when:

• In an emergency, you tweet to @911.
• You were served court papers on Twitter because you no longer use Facebook.
• Your mother gets a twitter account just so she can ask if you’re coming home for Christmas.
• You tweet your partner to turn out the light when you’re both in bed.
• When you start leaving a trail of feathers behind you!
• ‘Hash Browns’ is your favourite new in joke.
• You keep tweeting to your favourite celebrity in the forlorn hoping they’ll reply.
• You seriously discuss the nationalization of twitter.
• You tweet about the break up before you’ve even broken up!
• You want to start up a twitter account for you alter ego.
• You get upset if no one selects you for #followfriday. So tweet yourself from another account.
• You dream about twitter… having images of tweetdeck flashing before you.
• I’m writing a book called “zero followers,” & it’s gonna be all the gnarliest tweets that’d get u to 0 followers in one post.
• You think in 140 character increments… wooops!
• Your myspace friends ring for a status update rather than comment you.
• Your in a twitter ‘twance’ - not able to do anything for staring at the computer screen, twittering.
• You miss deadlines at work because you are too busy tweeting.
• You order a twittersitter - someone who updates ur social media status when u are away from ur mobile.
• You call your boss a ‘twdog’.
• You organize a ‘Twinion’ for the ones who follow you on twitter.
• You become ‘Twitmented’. When u go tweet crazy and you’re unable to control ur tweeting rate.
• You order a twittersitter - someone who updates ur social media status when u are away from ur mobile.
• You develop ‘Twourettes Syndrome’ - Medically diagnosed twit addiction.
• You become a ‘ReBird’. A twat who’s transformed into a Twitterbird (twitter maniac)!
• The trending topic ‘twitpocalypse’ scares you to your twitbones.

Have you got a fanatical twitter trait we could add to our tweet series? Let us know below, and post a comment!